在经过34个小时的美韩联合军事行动—“棒子”行动后，我们已经成功击毙了

在经过34个小时的美韩联合军事行动—“棒子”行动后，我们已经成功击毙了目标“桥”，“桥”是一种极其危险的生物，它很矮小，身高只有1.5米左右，通过甜度极高的声音破坏人的听觉，之后向受害者发动袭击。它的身体机能十分奇特，是通过头部的太阳能发电板供能。
这是军事机密，华盛顿方面拒绝发布任何评论
我现在能说的就是它已经下地狱去了。所以釜山的市民们，你们可以晚上放心的出行了，愿上帝保佑你们。

結果 (英文) 1:

After 34 hours of the US-ROK joint military operations-"stick" after the action, we have succeeded in killing the target "bridge", "the bridge" is one of the most dangerous creatures, it is very small, only about 1.5 meters tall, through highly sweet voice damage people's hearing and headed to the victims of attacks. Its body is very strange, solar power panels, is through the head.It's a military secret, Washington refused to publish any commentsI can say right now is that it has to go to hell. So the citizens of Busan, you can safely travel at night, and may God bless you.

結果 (英文) 3:

After 34 hours the US-ROK joint military action - "stick" after action, we have successfully killed target "bridge", "bridge" is a kind of extremely dangerous creatures, it is small, is only 1.5 meters, the destruction of human hearing by high sound of sweetness, to the victim after attack. It's very strange body function, through the solar panels for energy head.
This is a military secret, Washington refused to publish any comments
I can say now is that it already go to hell. So Busan citizens, you can rest assured that travel by night, God bless you.